July 3rd, 2008 | Return Home

Well, not really. But Jared over at Spill has put up a few pages of a rejected "draft" of THE DARK KNIGHT penned by Michael Bay. (Relax, it's a joke.)

Of Rachael Dawes, fake Michael Bay writes:


"We pan to a beautiful woman: platinum blonde with a huge rack. She is the hottest woman in the world, but she wears glasses because she is also the smartest woman in the world."


Source: Fake Michael Bay

Click the cover page below to read a few more:







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